“First, you take a drink. Then, the drink takes a drink. Then, the drink takes you.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
Welcome friends, This existence of this blog is based somewhat on an inclination that I believe every true drunkard understands: that deep down, he might be a great writer…or at least a decent one. More realistically, I felt the need to have a space to put my thoughts down, to release some sort of hopefully inspired creation fueled by humanity’s oldest pal, booze. For me, it’s whiskey, mostly. Bourbon, to be more specific, or a Bloody Mary (if we’re talking about drinking before 1:00 pm). Not that the specificity matters too much; if a rum and coke or gin and tonic is your thing, far be it from me to tell you otherwise. Even the sugary, bright colored abominations that seem to be so popular with the girls (and guys) these days have their place. Pathetic as they may be, characterized by fruity flavors, double-digit prices, and weak pours, these drinks still have value. You wouldn’t catch anyone I drink with ordering one; but at the end of the day, if that’s what it takes to get a couple more people nice and sauced, then I am for it. Isn’t that what it’s really all about? So raise your glasses and middle fingers to the prohibitionists and whatever their boring ass plan for your life may be. Enjoy one of your last true freedoms on this earth. Go to the liquor store, pick your poison, bring it home, and get shit-faced drunk. Right now, if at all possible. And do it ALONE. Get over the bullshit fear of being “an alcoholic”, and accept what the fuck you are. Realize that there is infinite power and beauty in the human mind, and that your favorite drug just happens to be an incredible catalyst for it. Bottoms up to Frank Kelly Rich, Charles Bukowski, Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, and all the rest for the inspiration and the priceless knowledge shared.
Now Drinking: The depressingly watered down dregs of a once glorious Bloody Mary. Next up is some Elijah Craig 12 year. This is a recent discovery and a new favorite of mine. It is, perhaps, the best bourbon that I have tried for under $30 (750). Cheers.